When are you gonna get out?
And when are you gonna leap?
Should have stayed at the base,
Stayed a blue-skinned, gold-eyed Mystique.
Tired of Senator Kelly,
Tired of Congress as well,
Waitin' to hear from my boss while
He's in a transparent big plastic cell...
Ahhh....

So goodbye, Magneto and Toad,
I'm a freebootin', blue mutant freak.
You can't keep me in the Senate,
I'm changing back to Mystique.
Then I'll morph into a cover-girl form,
Modeling swimsuits for Vogue,
It'll benefit me more financially
Then aiding Magneto and Toad!
Ahhh....

What do you think you'll do then?
Maybe a new Brotherhood?
Gonna take more than magnetics and spit-globs
Up against forces of good.
Maybe you'll clobber the X-Men
If a new sequel is seen
But I won't put money on it,
Long as Prof Xavier's got Wolverine,
Ahhh...

So goodbye, Magneto and Toad,
I'm a freebootin', blue mutant freak.
You can't keep me in the Senate,
I'm changing back to Mystique.
Then I'll morph into a cover-girl form,
Modeling swimsuits for Vogue,
It'll benefit me more financially
Then aiding Magneto and Toad!
Ahhh....
 

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