Well, you can tell by the way I use my lab
I’m a scientist, somethin’ on the slab
Sinister’s what they call my name
And these nasty doings my claim to fame.
But it’s all right, it’s okay
I’ll just dissect you another way
And we can try
To understand
A modded-mutie-cyborg clan
Whether you’re Marauder or whether you’re just odder,
I’m takin’ a life
Takin’ a life
If you are a cloner or if you’re just a boner
I’m takin’ a life
Takin’ a life
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, takin’ a life, takin’ a life
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, takin’ a life anymore!

Well now, Charlie Darwin he just went ape
When he saw me as I unpacked my cape
And these big white shark teeth they come alive
When I do my Colgate endorsement jive
But it’s all right, it’s okay
I’ll just dissect you another way
And we can try
To understand
A modded-mutie-cyborg clan
If you are a mutie, I’m only doin’ my duty
I’m takin’ a life
Takin’ a life
I may be a killer, but no, I’m not Frank Miller,
I’m takin’ a life
Takin’ a life
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, takin’ a life, takin’ a life
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, takin’ a life anymore!

I’ve got a backup.  Clones gonna stack up.
Some bodies help me, yeah.
And if you crack up, we’ll put the jack up
And recreate you, yeah.
Takin’ a life...

Well, you can tell by the way I use my brain
That I’m civilized as I cause you pain
For pure nasty it’s me you trust
And as for Magneto, well, watch my dust
But it’s all right, it’s okay
I’ll just dissect you another way
And we can try
To understand
A modded-mutie-cyborg clan
If you are an X’er, I’ve really got your texture
I’m takin’ a life
Takin’ a life
If I seem frenetic, it’s really just genetic
I’m takin’ a life,
Takin’ a life
Ah-ha-ha-ha, takin’ a life, takin’ a life,
Ah-ha-ha-ha, takin’ a life anymore!

Blood in the gutters, you bunch of nutters,
Somebody grab a broom
Now take a picture, and send the mixture
To Dr. Doom...
Takin’ a life!

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